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Being an old bachelor doesn’t automatically mean that you’re life is lonely and unfulfilled. Especially if you’re not the family-type guy but a freethinking adventurer whose only dream is to keep riding motorbikes and young girls like Nataly Von&hel
fuckheadmanip: rodimus117: frostyninja21: fuckheadmanip: FUCK YES. Witch Mercy is now on XPS. Now I can do that Halloween animation! Don’t mean to be THAT guy but “ Before you download this, do NOT make any explicit art (nudity, pornography,
messy-cunt-holez: violently fist my fat cunt… be one guy out of a dozen to working their hands into my hole while stroking out a thick load of cum to coat it with i want to go from “not that tight but it can still grab a dick” to “wow… just
“She’ll be there for you…” But not me haha well not in THAT way, ever, obviously. This is my ideal friend who happens to be a girl…sleeping with a friend, who happens to be a guy!
AND HERES AN UPDATE TO CELEBRATE ME STILL WORKING ON HOW I WANT TO DRAW AND FOR REACHING 500 FOLLOWERS! x3 This originally wasn’t supposed to be a follower thank you, but more of test with rough lineart, BUT THEN I NOTICED I HAD REACHED 500 FOLLOWER
You’re now thinking that “OK, yet another guy trying to tell me what to do when I know very well how to be a Dom”. But actually I’m not trying to tell you how to be a Dom, how to dominate a girl and how to get what you need from her. A lot of
I’d hate to be that guy. But as hilarious as it would be for Marco’s middle name to be Waldo (not to mention fitting. The guy can’t catch a break), it’s probably not that.It’s most likely Ubaldo.As in Ubaldo Jiménez:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubaldo_Jim
wifedatepics: That is the guy I said is a jerk from my office. He took my phone to be an ass, but I figured u would wanna see any way. He will probably tell the other guys now. Sorry, but I couldnt help it. He would not take no for an answer. Dont be
saturnine-powerbomb:hexpress: aupamplemousse: Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™ Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker. me n my friends are homos and we’re like
buckybarnesss:sorry to once again be terminally online but i have seen so many responses on around the internet that make it genuinely troubling that people do not understand why the try guys situation is a truly terrible, horrifying and that it put the
kelgrid: This is Han Solo’s son we’re talking about there’s a 200% chance he has wookie as his second language
futtture replied to your post “ #as a guy I’m interested in guys but the issue with that is that not being male presenting" HOLY SHIT SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS! Thank you, I feel less alone now. I’m bisexual but I can’t see myself
mulletlove-deactivated20200811:not to be that guy but evolve or repeat those are your only options
nightguardmod: fishbowltwo: hey woah No Offense but u guys do realise that bluespace is tagged to prevent nausea, eye strain and any other kind of discomfort that can be caused by optical illusions, not because the silly evil tumblr sjws are “triggered
boogle: not to be that one guy who ships things without any canon indications but… X33
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jellyneaufan: AGAINST THE WALL O.k. - not that my mind is ALWAYS running along these lines, but the Doctor/Rose continues to be a particular muse for me. Damn amazing fan fiction out there!!! Anyhow, I promise that I will attempt to move along in my
Not to be mean or anything but I kinda assume that people who genuinely think the Crystal Gems are secretly evil bad guys have been watching the show on mute with their eyes closed…
tharook: tharook: imanaires: perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium [walks up to a couple] so which of you
helloradness: Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think
agendershittyknight: agendershittyknight: agendershittyknight: agendershittyknight: not to toot my own horn but im an okay person sometimes not to brag but some people like me and tell me i am their friend not to be that guy but i can adequately
wav3ydaz3: monkeysaysficus: Not to be That Guy™️, but UNMUTE THIS im in a used massage chair i found in the street drinking wine out of a daffy duck mug and this is matching my energy perfectly I’m glad Storm made a quick appearance at Coachella
pacificrim: pacificrim: not to be That Guy when it comes to overwatch but i feel like soldier 76 would have the exact same online presence as richard dawkins
boogle: not to be that one guy who ships things without any canon indications but…
sapphodelic: tinyowlnonsense: creepymallgoth: creepymallgoth: Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly I’ll keep reblogging this until people stop defending rape jokes Not to be “that guy” but everyone who jokes about rape is ugly
homo-sex-shoe-whale: jasondean: untroubled-dalliance: jasondean: not to be That Guy but nobody cried this much when brazils national museum burned down in september, just goes to show how much people favor white history!!! to be fair, i didn’t
I am guilty of dating/liking some not so great guys but I feel like I blinked and suddenly all guys were dicks. What happened to the guys that had a crush on you, got to know you, enjoyed day trips with you that you didn’t have to beg to do?
wav3ydaz3: monkeysaysficus: Not to be That Guy™️, but UNMUTE THIS im in a used massage chair i found in the street drinking wine out of a daffy duck mug and this is matching my energy perfectly
literallyaflame: literallyaflame: not to be That Guy but i’m pretty sure gasoline isn’t vegan??? I’ve consulted a vegan friend and apparently most vegans only consider animal products to be things that are facilitated/bred/manufactured by humans.
nepurin replied to your post: gentlemenlyenglishes said:Ah! I n… and let’s be real, big blubbery equius and nepeta trying not to get exaspurrated while she comforts him is WAY CUTER anyways P MUCH, but nope, the female character has to be
idratherfuckfatgirls: She so so hot. And I’m not trying to be “that guy”; but I swear I’ve never seen a picture of her smiling. If I ever met her IRL, I’d try my best dumb jokes and show her funny cat videos to try to get her to crack a smile.
sometypeoffeeling:Today’s fucking gross unwarranted message is brought to you by @sirbriansblog. Brian has it all! Not only can Brian not read, but he seems to think that that is a great opening line that will actually get a response. 🥰He also is
prospittwins: alright guys, hold up! i got this message and decided to check out the blog a little bit. basically, bad-homestuckcosplays reblogs photos of cosplay that they deem ‘bad’. they add what they consider to be advice to the posts that
anyway if HS is reaching a “gay singularity” (which means it’s becoming hella gay) what if Johnroxy turns out to be the only straight ship in it that would be hilarious
robeatnic:4lph4kidz:not to be that guy but ‘it’s me boy the ps5 i’m speaking to you inside your brain’ or however that meme goes is. also a homestuck plot pointno yeah this did happen